Hi it’s me. I’m jobless and I need some love. Finding a job is never easy, especially in volatile economies. You have to allow SOME kind of solace through the process. So this is my shelter. Of bitchiness. I honor the experience of frustrated job seeker reality; it is the purpose of my bitch blog and why I welcome your bitchery here.

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mePeople and other things I dig:

Creative people, great artists, writers, bloggers and drag queens, volunteers that care, working moms and dads, anyone that helps homeless children and animals, innovators, anyone that fought AGAINST the state of California and elsewhere for civil rights.  I also dig sexy shoes, perfumes, soaps, film, books, world cultures, botany, quantum physics, the occult, pagan people, hippies, and anyone else that is a non-conformist. And of course, I definitely dig gainful employment. A JOB would be nice.

My hero’s, heroine’s (plus organizations and others I admire) include:  Khoi Vinh, Heather Armstrong (Dooce), Lady Chablis, Xeni Jardin, Make A Wish Foundation, Meher Baba, The Smile Train, Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Acumen Fund, Habitat for Humanity, Mad Madame Mim, Anais Nin, Jane Austin, Mary Poppins and Julie Andrews, Sylvia Plath, Ursula the Seawitch (memories of prior employers – mostly male btw), Mary Mary and a whole bunch of other favorites I will continue to add in here. 🙂

People and other things that I love to hate…

  • A senior executive I worked for who was a liar and a cheat. His performance plan assessment was based upon how well subordinates succeeded in hooking him up with wack-jobs in LA, Vegas, London and elsewhere for anonymous “sexscapading”, and covering his ass so he could continue to get away with it (read: lying to the wife). No, it wasn’t Bill Gates or Steve Jobs. (***If you’re reading this Larry please know that I still hate you and in case you haven’t figured it out yet,  purchases from the Fetish Boutique aren’t expense-able you fucktard. BTW: I changed your contact info with the folks at Amex. Statements and itineraries of all your whereabouts and purchases are now being sent to your wife’s inbox, cc: to Rita in HR whom we both know is a Jehovah’s Witness.  Hope you get caught jerk.)
  • I also love to hate (meddlesome) corporate HR departments and their (lemming) HR managers by the way. No need to elaborate on that I’m sure. Anyone that has worked in the mainstream and been dooced will certainly understand why.
  • I hate (thieving) CEO’s  that have amassed great wealth by gaming the system to the detriment of all others and our planet.
  • I hate companies that take our jobs and outsource them to other countries, but meanwhile  sell their service/product/commodity to the AMERICAN public.
  • I hate the “big 3” automakers for being too shortsighted, fat and stupid to figure out that sustainable fuel energy is not a choice, but a necessity for the ecology of this entire planet; also for using American taxpayer (bailout) money to hire lower wage workers from overseas. A subliminal message for them.
  • I hate Sarah Palin for giving hockey moms everywhere a bad rep, and for being the most offensive anti-feminist advocate I have ever had the displeasure to witness, only slightly less offensive than George W. Bush who is clearly retarded but was continually voted into office despite his obvious mental disorders.
  • I also hate intolerance of any kind EXCEPT:  intolerance at the abysmal state of economic affairs, and the people, corporations and policy makers in this country that continue to contribute to America’s demise. And I most particularly hate the fact that 99,999% of the negative financial impact in this country is continually thrust upon middle and low income American workers.  So yeah, hating the economy is OK and I am definitely tolerant of those who likewise are haters of it.


Feel like sharing?.

If you feel like airing your grievances, ranting and bitching. You are welcome to do so. I for one take comfort in the ability to embellish ordinary words with expletive descriptive adjectives.

I even offer consolation prizes for those that bitch with me:

1) Commentators (excepting those noted in point 3)- You get a BIG HUGE VIRTUAL HUG. And a free back link if you want.

2) Submissions by bitchy, jobless, aggrieved women (or men)- You get the above, a mention of your site/blog/photo gallery- or whatever you want featured, and probably some other token gift yet to be determined.  I am notoriously generous.

3) Submissions by those attempting to justify our abysmal economy and defend “the system” in any way, or by anyone with intent to spam or post links to their porn site, or comments posted otherwise by snipers, psychos, and animal haters – You all get to go fuck yourself.


Comment freely anywhere, send stories and submissions to Biatch4Hire(at)gmail.com, and for those that have a job opportunity,  definitely HIRE ME.  I will do almost any job – sans the blowhard ones. Pun intended.

Thanks for stopping by.


7 Responses to “My Diatribe”

  1. 1 ron January 28, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Just wanted to stop by and say Hi, and to thank you for my blog link.

    That was very nice of you!

    Hey…I LOVE your blog! The header is FABULOUS!!!

    And we both seem to love and hate similar things…ha!

    Don’t ya just love Dooce?

    Anway thanks again. And I’ll be back to read!

    The best to you!

  2. 2 Queen"B" January 28, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Thank you Ron! I think you’re fabulous. 🙂

  3. 3 Marc January 29, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Oh this place is a good one! I am going to pass this site on the our friends … well, actually my wife will. Let us know when that merchandise is available as I’m sure my adoring wife is eagerly awaiting to make a purchase 🙂

  4. 4 The Daily B*tch January 29, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Thank you Marc! And for sending it along to your wife. Wives always have PLENTY of (the best) great stories to share. Bwahaha! 🙂

  5. 5 Ram Venkatararam February 1, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    I’m still finding my way around your site but you’ve got a lot of really good material here. Thanks. You’ve obviously put a lot of thought into it. I’ll be back for sure…

    I always enjoy a strong point of view and a sense of humor. It’s a great combo

  6. 6 The Big B February 5, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Ram! I LOVE your Convenience store blog. It’s wonderfully FUN and funny! (Though I’m sure probably not to you right!). Thanks for sharing the journey with me. :)))

  1. 1 Why I Bitch Daily « The Daily Bitch Trackback on January 26, 2009 at 5:22 pm

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