Citigroup Has A Heart – Who Knew?

“…Citigroup, which has received $45 billion in government bailout funds, is about to upgrade to a new $50 million, twelve-seat corporate jet.”HuffPo

Citigroup – you SUCK and… deserve to be bitch slapped.

Citigroup’s acquisition of a new Dassault Falcon jet has been widely scorned, and it was recently announced they decided to renege on the VIP jet purchase.  How sacrificial.

Vikram (bandit) Pandit, current CEO of Citi, and his predecessor Charles O. (what a fuck you are) Prince, have both been duly nominated – as assholes.


Related: They’ve “Done the Math” – Citi To Cut 300,000 Jobs

[Post Edited: Bad math on the original post stricken. Thanks eagle eye Marc for catching the error.]


4 Responses to “Citigroup Has A Heart – Who Knew?”

  1. 1 Randall Arnold January 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    All baillout money should be used to:

    -keep workers employed (and even expand positions)
    -rectify past damage
    -help people hold on to their purchased properties

    Ah, who am I kidding.

  2. 2 SurfaceEarth January 29, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Thanks for adding levity to a heavy situation.

    Surface Earth

  3. 3 Marc January 29, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    BTW, and you don’t need to post post this, pls check your math…
    CitiGroup got $45 BILLION, their big boy toy cost “only $50 million”, so they don’t need “5 billion more dollars to make up the difference”.
    And as a personal note, I think that big boy toy should drop squarely on their heads!

  4. 4 The Daily B*tch January 29, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I can’t believe i just skated over that— I think at the time I was looking at two different sets of references – and ended up excerpting from Huffpo which differed. Bad math is now stricken.

    Thanks for HAZING my post.

    And as for what they should do with their bomb diggety Falcon, I totally agree with you – but first they should fly these thieving executive TWADS over to Guantanamo – abandon them – and THEN they can

    Drop it squarely on their heads. 🙂

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